Behold! The VAGINA FOOT! - SOLD OUT (we don't understand it either)

I've seen sex toys that cater to all types fetishes. This, however, is the weirdest of all.

The Foot Fetish Fantasy is clear jelly material that is shaped like a lady's foot. I could see some weird looking purple stuff in the middle of the foot, so I thought, "Okay, what the hell is that?" and I turned it over to see a vaginal opening in the middle of the arch on the bottom of the foot.

What? Huh? A vagina? On a foot? Who? What? How? Then a whole bunch of other messed-up questions and answers entered my mind. Like, "Who thought to make that?" then, "Who has bought it?" Not to mention the odd visuals it drummed up.

Upon examining this vagina foot closer, I realized that the purple in the middle of the foot was four beads. These beads sit alongside the opening. These are referred to as "stroker beads". So when someone uses the vagina foot, the beads create a realistic texture. Who claims to know what a vagina in a foot would actually feel like? They are liars.

How does someone justify owning this item when their Mother finds it under their mattress? "Oh, that? Uh, that's my foot vagina." Long pause. "It's uh, for school. The foot vagina is for school." Even longer pause. "Health class." The Mother's disgusted facial expression remains. "It's Ben's. Benny Smith brought it here. As a joke. It's Benny's foot vagina. It's his." Shame. Could someone face their Mom again?

I'll just leave you with this thought. If ladies really had vaginas on the bottom of their feet, they'd get infected all the time. Who would want to do them then?

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