No Thanks! - Middle Finger Vibe

This item is so fockin' lewd, mean, crude and outright fockin' obnoxious, that we had to fockin' censor the marther-fockin' name of it and this entire carck-sackin' entry.

When I first fockin' saw the piece of shite, I pist myself laughing my marther-fockin' arss off. The first fockin' thing I notice, is this older arsshole with a fockin' shite-eating grin on his ugly face, flipping me the fockin' bird, and tellin' me to "GO FOCK YOURSELF!" Well, the first fockin' thing that goes through my fockin' head was to rip this carck-sacker's finger off and fockin' shove it so far up his marther-focking arse so far that it pokes out his fockin' eye socket. Then I fockin' realize that it's just some bullshite picture on some fockin' box, and I fockin' calm down a bit. So I look at the box.

Cousin Stevie's Fockin' Vibe is a fockin' vibrator that is shaped like a fockin' hand that's flippin' some arsshole off. "GO FOCK YOURSELF!" Oh, I get it. This marther-fockin' middle finger rotates and wiggles around. It even fockin' says that it's carck-sackin' thumb has a vibrator in it to fockin' stimulate the clit at the same time. Fock that shite! I give that carcksucker Cousin Stevie a little bit of fockin' credit, because this thing is fockin' hilarious. However, I don't fockin' know a single crazy-arss biotch that would use that piece of shite thing. If anyone could use that bull shite and take it seriously enough to fockin' get off, they have some severe marther-fockin' head damage. Some sort of fockin' trouble.

Though, this could make a great fockin' gift for a mother fockin ex-boyfriend.

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