The Titty FUCK-Her!

Have you ever loved someone so much, you just wanted to stick your dick in between her boobs, break her sternum with your boner, and fuck her right in the heart? Well, now you can without actually killing her! Well, at least you can simulate the fantasy, with Hannah Harper's Titty Fuck-Her! Yaaaaaaaaay!

This big, jiggly pair of titties comes equipped with a vaginal entrance smack dab in the middle of her rib cage! Brilliant! (My guess would be that the inventor is a hard core science fiction enthusiast!) So you can pound away at her chest vagina for hours, without the mood-killing worries of her being unable to breath, bleeding to death, puncturing her heart, or dying hanging over your little horny head! Groovy!

Just don't leave this thing laying out, or in a place that your younger brother can find it. It could seriously damage his mind. He'll grow up thinking that a vagina is supposed to magically open up there when you're ready to do it. Bad news. He'll think his girlfriend is a freak because she doesn't have one.

*Oh, the joy it brings one to fuck a chest vagina must be immense! Won't you join the few and the proud in their exclusive land of euphoria?

W28340At a store: $109.99At Sex Toy Party: $99.99