FINALLY! The Oral Sex Head Light!

"HELLOOOOOO IN THEEEEERE!" Finally we can solve that age-old question of what IS actually IN the vagina! Up until now I've been afraid to have sex because my Mom told me that there was a Vagina Monster in my crotch, that would come out and eat the pee pee of any guy trying to have sex with me. I'm happy to report that that ISN'T the truth, though it is a shame I spent the first half of my life as a lonely virgin. Now, let me tell you a little about this fine product.

This Oral Sex Light was invented by a couple in Kentucky. They live deep within the Mammoth Caves and they both have very distinct albino qualities. This was the only way for them to finally get to give each other oral sex. They were so happy. Before they figured out how to use the light, it was a mess. She was riding stalagmites and he never got to get off. And you know what that can do to a marriage. Bada-bump!

I guess the Oral Sex Light would also work well for archeologist lovers. Gettin' it on in King Tut's tomb. I'd give them extra credit points.

Or even if your lover has some kind of Garth Brooks fantasy, you can finally fulfill their needs. All you need is a black cowboy hat. The rest of the costume doesn't matter because that's all you'll be wearing. Giddayup, Cowboy!

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