Ugh! Little Piggies - Sold Out

Welcome to a unique product called Little Piggies.

Sure, Little Piggies have a lot of detail and the fake skin feels surprisingly real (as far as fake skin goes), but I'm not buying it, I know better. Little Piggies are supposed to be a masturbator for guys with a foot-fetish. The gap in between them is do-able and so is the one in between the big toe and the next toe over. I guess that is where foot people do it. Who knew? I certainly didn't. In fact, I was happy not knowing that.

If that's what you are using it for, I'd suppose it would work pretty well. You will be happy to know that there aren't any corns, bunions, sock fuzzies, or damp shoe smell. There's just one more thing. IT'S CUT OFF AT THE ANKLE!

Yup, there aren't legs attached to the feet. Just feet, and ankle, and NOTHING! You want to know what I think is going on? (Well, of course you do. If you didn't, you would've stopped reading this by now.) I think there's someone out there somewhere chopping people's feet off. You know, like in that movie Misery. Except instead of kidnapping a writer, they're just hacking off people's feet, dipping them in special wax, and selling them to the unknowing foot fetishers. I know this, because I've always had, like, a little ESP all my life. Plus, I can see them right in front of me. They're not just realistic looking rubbery feet, I can totally tell they are real.

How? Because I'm a gad-darmed foot expert, that's how.

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